http://mcsweeneys.net/2007/7/9weaver.html. The Transformers movie did indeed suck. However, this throwaway from McSweeneys is much more funny, better written and conceivably has snappier dialogue.
blogs.nimblebrain.net/index.php?blog=5&title=autobots_need_insurance_too&more=1&c=1&tb=1&pb=1
